Hot damn! We’re over 1/2 way through the 2020 season – players are dropping like saggy titties at bingo night, dumpster fires are breaking out in all directions, and we quietly have a few unlikely champions in the making.
Let’s recap the madness that 2020 has to offer. In case you’re in need, the suicide prevention hotline is 800-273-8255.
League Quick Hits
- Dad Therapy 2.0 hit his early season stride and now sits #1 overall in the league with the second most points scored. Red 7 Red 7 Red SEVEN is biting at his heels for the #1 spot in Zerg and a round 1 bye in the playoffs. Watch this battle closely as we near the end of the regular season. Either one of these two teams should be favorites for a trip to the title game.
- God Hates Jags is averaging 125 points a game. That’s almost 40 more points per game than the reigning champion Zeus’ Butthole. Look for Jags to secure a first round bye and make a move to the title game with ease.
- Loser of two straight Deuce Cup seasons, Just a Trash Ass Team has positioned himself 5th overall in the league and a possible playoff birth in Zerg. If Trash can hold off Chalupa batman in the regular season, the license plate will have a new home in 2021.
- Flock of Leegulls, a contender for the license plate in last season’s toilet bowl, sits 2nd in the Protoss division and #4 overall in the league. If Julio and Aaron Jones can stay healthy, Leegulls may have a shot a title glory come playoffs.
- In the CARR Getting ATJ and Wanna Know Who Murdered JFK? are getting bitch slapped each week with over 115 points scored against them per week. The latter almost guaranteed a toilet bowl appearance.
- Projected title game: God Hates Jags vs Red 7 Red 7 Red SEVEN. These two pre-season favorites are putting up monster points each week and look set to battle it out in the Deuce Cup title game.
Good luck in the remaining games and may the touchdowns be ever in your favor.